I hope this email finds you in high holiday spirits! With the countdown to Christmas officially underway, let's dive into the hilariously modern and slightly bizarre rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas for 2023. Get ready for a jolly ride filled with funny gifts and plenty of laughter!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

Day 1: A virtual reality headset, perfect for escaping reality and diving into a world of wonder.

Day 2: Two smart socks that monitor your daily steps and give encouraging foot massages when you reach your goals. ‍

Day 3: Three inflatable duck decoys for your pond, because who needs a partridge in a pear tree when you can have a  wild bird attracting duck trio?

Day 4: Four singing toasters that serenade you with your favorite tunes while making the perfect toast.

Day 5: Five self-stirring mugs to  whip up a froth and save you from the endless stirring of your morning coffee.

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Forgiveness isn’t an easy topic, especially if you’ve found yourself stuck in a cycle of anger and resentment. 

I had to learn how to forgive people many times in my life, including my daughter’s biological father and exes who hurt me. It’s led to a life full of freedom and zest, where I am no longer weighed down by those negative feelings. 

Here are 5 tips to help you forgive someone who has caused you pain.

1. When finding forgiveness for exes, remember you share experiences that shaped your lives. List some good things from the relationship, think of 'the good Karma break up'. 

2. If you are really angry go to a remote spot and growl, scream, throw sticks, do whatever it takes to let it out.

3. Keep yourself active, work out, do yoga, walk, get up, get dressed, and get out. 

Keep your self-care more important than your self-pity.

4. Don't keep taking the poison of victim hood. It isn't hurting him, it's killing you.

Find some way you can...